Sunday, December 27, 2009

Making Terrorism last Forever

I soooo believe this....nothing better to exert control over people than fear and paranoia.

KeelyNet"The US has spent over one trillion dollars on the struggle against terrorism since the 9/11 terrorist attacks. Iraq has taken the lion’s share of the amount - $748 billion.

The spending on anti-terrorist operations in Afghanistan is 2.5 times less. Expert Sergey Golubev believes that the level of the terrorist threat in the world has grown because of the US-led anti-terrorist efforts. “They spent a trillion dollars to add more fuel to the fire of the terrorist war.

The Americans crushed Iraq and Afghanistan . There are too many people in these two countries who lost their homes, jobs and loved ones because of the USA, and those people are ready to do anything to harm the Americans.

Washington will have to pay for this politics. As for the situation in other countries, one may say that there is no country in the world that can defend itself against terrorist attacks. Recent attacks in India’s Mumbai prove that,” the expert said." - Full Article Source

Crowdsourcing for unlimited spying and more...

KeelyNet"When an ad hoc team of 5000 people who assembled in just two hours found 10 weather balloons hidden across the US by the Pentagon's research agency earlier this month, it was just another demonstration of the power of crowdsourcing – solving a task by appealing to a large undefined group of web users to each do a small chunk of it.

So far crowdsourcing has been associated with well-meaning altruism, such as the creation and maintenance of Wikipedia or searching for lost aviators. But crowdsourcing of a different flavour has started to emerge. Law enforcement officials in Texas have installed a network of CCTV cameras to monitor key areas along that state's 1900-kilometre-long border with Mexico.

To help screen the footage, a website lets anyone log in to watch a live feed from a border camera and report suspicious activity. A similar system called Internet Eyes, which pays online viewers to spot shoplifters from in-store camera feeds, is set to launch in the UK in 2010.

An Iranian website is offering rewards for identifying people in photos taken during protests over June's elections. Some people have declared those examples chilling. Now Jonathan Zittrain, a Harvard University law professor and co-founder of the Berkman Center for Internet and Society, says the next step may be for such efforts to get web users to help out covertly.

In a recent talk, "Minds for Sale", at the Computer History Museum in Mountain View, California, he pointed out that this could be done right away, using Amazon's Mechanical Turk, a service that provides a platform for anyone to farm out simple tasks.

In a speculative example, Zittrain has calculated that, assuming a population in Iran of around 72 million people, it would cost around $17,000 for the government to use Mechanical Turk to identify any arbitrary person's picture, without the users that are doing it realising the cause they have enlisted in.

The scheme would show "Turkers" a photo of a protest, or just faces extracted from one, along with five randomly chosen photos from the country's ID card database, and asked to say whether or not there is any match. Users would receive a few cents each time they contribute.

Furthermore, Zittrain says that such a task might be made into an addictive game, similar to Google's image labeller. "The people making the identifications in India or the US, idly doing this on their lunch hour instead of Minesweeper, would have no idea of the implications of what they are doing," Zittrain said in the talk. "I think people ought to know how their work is being used," he told New Scientist.

Crowdsourcing's power to compartmentalise and abstract away the true meaning of tasks turns human intelligence into a commodity. Zittrain's thought experiment shows how it could potentially entice people into participating in a project that they otherwise wouldn't support." - Full Article Source

Free Speech applies to EVERYONE!

It's ok for them but not ok for anyone with an opposing view, which just so happens to be TRUE.

"A conservative activist and Illinois comptroller candidate was escorted from the Illinois State Capitol building Wednesday when he tried to remove a sign put up by an atheist group. "It doesn't matter how we feel about the message on a display," Haupt said. "Our obligation is to protect the property within the state Capitol building, and we would do the same for any other display." But Kelly called the sign "hate speech," and said he does not believe it is appropriate for a sign that "mocks" religion to be placed next to a Christmas tree and also near a nativity scene. The sign reads:

"At the time of the winter solstice, let reason prevail. There are no gods, no devils, no angels, no heaven or hell. There is only our natural world. Religion is just myth and superstition that hardens hearts and enslaves minds."

The sign was also on display at the Capitol at this time last year. The group says it filed for a permit to post the display in response to the state's decision to put up the nativity." - Full Article Source

Drunken Senator debating health care reform

Ain't this disgusting? He should be fined, then FIRED!!!

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Just 26 Days to Christmas!

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The Preceptors - Suggestions from the Future

KeelyNetPremise - World has gone to hell in the future, hidden group of scientists develop group mind AI software composed of 'Preceptor' teacher AI programs.

This AI group mind invents incredible technology including travel back in time, teleportation, transmutation, life extension, etc..

The scientists send the Preceptors back in time to 'influence' the US government with specific directives that will save the future from the savage world it had become. - Full Article Source

Friday, November 20, 2009

The Clem Engine Reborn!


Back in the mid-1970s’, gifted inventor Richard Clem was working for the city of Dallas, operating heavy equipment when he noticed that a heated asphalt sprayer for paving streets would continue running for many minutes after the gas engine was turned off. This aroused his natural curiosity and from this, he designed and built a closed system engine that was purported to generate 350 HP and run itself. The engine weighed about 200 pounds and ran on cooking oil at temperatures of 300 F.. As the years have passed, we have accumulated slightly more information, such as the fact that he first tried engine oil but found it would break down too soon due to the high heat produced by the engine, so he used Mazola cooking oil which would operate over many months at the requisite +300 degrees F.. Roughly four years have passed with no new information coming in about the Clem engine until around Halloween of 2009.

Two introductory emails followed by a phone call from Jim Ray, President of Micro-Combustion, Inc., we have since exchanged many emails and he sent me about 25 documents of his company’s work with what he personally knew of working with Richard Clem and his famous engine and how he had taken it much further, building several working models, which were tested and validated by NASA and by the Oak Ridge National Laboratory.

KeelyNetIt was in 2005 that a NASA scientist and Jim Ray saw on the Internet the picture of the actual first engine and noticed it had a double chamber. As the president of Micro-Combustion he then figured out how to build this engine with the double chamber, but did not have sufficient funds or shop capability to complete or rebuild this design, instead concentrating on the physics and chemistry of the original engine.

Richard had claimed that it was perpetual motion but since there is no such thing Jim felt there was some unknown factor in the equation of the Laws of Physics. The company has now postulated a theory complying with these equations and Laws of Physics as to what made Richard’s engine run without air induction and/or combustion of any given amount or type of fuel.

Micro-Combustion, Inc. was formed in 1997 and privately funded to continue research on the engine, it has produced several hundred prototype versions that have resulted in an excellent understanding of what has now been identified as Cavitation Ignition Bubble Combustion (CIBC), and hence the likely ability to take this breakthrough technology to commercialization.

“The Cavitation-Ignition Bubble Combustion (CIBC) engine is a new discovery in green energy technology that holds the potential to replace fossil fuel altogether. The basic idea behind this new engine is simple but revolutionary:

it utilizes a small air bubble in a fluid (the fuel) as the combustion chamber to compress, ignite, and capture the energy (heat) released by the combustion of the fuel-air contents of the bubble.

The fuel also happens to be the working fluid, which drives the turbine blades to extract power. The CIBC engine can run on just about any liquid hydrocarbon fuel, including plant, mineral, or recycled oils.

Although the CIBC engine can operate on petroleum-based fuels, they are not required. Its ability to operate on alternative liquid fuels holds the potential, if fully realized, to transform the transportation sector by reducing or eliminating our nation’s reliance on domestic or imported petroleum-based fuels.”


No doubt you can see many correlations throughout history and today, Keely’s Molecular Dissociation and his Cavitation Engine, Schauberger’s Implosion Engine the Zokwendle, Griggs Hydrosonics and several more which adds that much more credence to this new Clem Engine understanding.

Imagine an engine the size of a basketball running your car, truck, boat, etc.. And it is scaleable, meaning the bigger it is the more power it produces so we could power trains, shipping freighters, even airplanes, but the best part is to hook it up to a generator and produce all the power for your home.

Finally we could get off the grid which would lead us toward the mythical ‘Autonomous Home’ where you generate all the power you need for heating, air conditioning, cooking, condensing water from the air and dissociating waste.

When such an engine is available and in use worldwide, what then of solar, wind, wave and other, in comparison, primitive forms of energy collection?

This rebirth of the Clem Engine in the form of the ‘Cavitation-Ignition Bubble Combustion (CIBC) Engine’ by the good folks at Micro-Combustion, Inc. is a major stepping stone on that path and I will do all I can to help them complete their work and get these amazing engines on the market. Visit the Micro-Combustion, Inc. website for additional fascinating details and company contact information. - Full 'Clem Reborn' Article on KeelyNet

the Out of Control Fed and why it needs to be abolished!

The Federal Reserve is one of the most powerful and secretive institutions in Washington, long considered beyond the reach of lawmakers. But now, as details emerge of how the Fed secretly doled out more than a trillion dollars during the financial crisis, a rare bipartisan movement in Congress demands that the Fed be held accountable.

The sooner the American people take back control of printing and distributing their own money, the better. Creation of the Fed was a major mistake perpetrated by the banks onto the American people and a criminal act. Time we shut them down and take over control of our own currency.

Super Efficient Hydrogen Generator PDF

KeelyNet From Jeffrey Sokol - George Wiseman and I have been speaking daily about WFC invention a retired physicist friend of mine produced. He is in AZ, and says he can run a 3.6 kw generator with his HHO fuel cell design, at a full load, with only 10% of the power created by the generator.

George asked me to make contact with you so we can get the information out there together, and we must act quickly. I'll be selling the information on how to replicate the design online...

My friend in AZ says that his cells are stackable, so they can be fitted to larger generators to power homes like 17 kw or even 100 kw with enough cells. Oh, by the way, the cells only use distilled water, and usually zero electrolyte. The past times he's used tap water, it's had way too much electrolyte for the cell.

The cells don't get above 88 degrees. He has all the notes and photos to make a complete packet of information. /

The cell is a 12.5 volt design, to be used anywhere. What makes it so amazing, is that the inventor, Dr. Steven Eaton, has designed it so that physics work with the cell, instead of against it. The cell is incredibly efficient, able to produce approximately 5 liters per minute, with less than 15 amps, with absolutely ZERO electrolyte.

The cell in previous testing has not reached over 88 degrees. Previous models were completed, producing 2 lpm with 10 amps each. 3 of those units were fitted to run a 3.55 kw Troy Bilt Generator. The generator ran 100% on 6 LPM of HHO gas, which was produced by the Troy Bilt Generator itself, and ran light bulbs and other shop devices.

The only thing that bogged it down was a large bench grinder drawing 4.9 amps on top of the 200 watts being taken from 2 light bulbs. The key here, is that electricity was being produced with 100% water for fuel technology, no gasoline or any other fossil fuels. The Troy Bilt generated enough power off of HHO gas, to operate the HHO cells, and provide extra power for small household items.

This newest design will be finished and tested very soon... Dr. Eaton has designed it to be even more efficient than it’s predecessors. Each unit providing 5 liters per minute, drawing less than 15 amps, will be mounted on the generator. / (Courtesy of Jeffrey D. Sokol, President/CEO, HybridTech Energy. - JWD)
- Full Article Source and Free PDF download.

Obama totally incommunicado without Teleprompter

This is meant as a joke but it's closer to the truth than people might want to think. Remember the times when his teleprompter failed and he is stumbling for words and to make coherent sentences and yet assholes keep saying what a wonderful orator he orator does NOT USE NOTES or TELEPROMPTERS and usually writes their own speeches. Obama is so friggin superficial and still people can't see what an empty hat egomaniac he is;

Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner

An Insult to our Democracy, this is criminal!

Rep. Jack Murtha presides, ignores reality to push through his preferences without a vote. How come all the members present didn't run up to the stage, drag him down and beat the living shit out of him? Notice how cocky he is, figuring these guys are all pussies and american people are wimps, so I can do as I please...when one guy has the nerve to DARE question him, he says the chair is responsible to no one...screw that...he should be put in JAIL, this IS CLEARLY ILLEGAL!;

Now are you happy?

Heard a great joke on internet radio by Gilbert Gottfried;

A guy is walking along the beach, when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the sand, crying. He walks over to her and asks what's wrong.

"I've never been hugged before" she says. Thinking this is a simple enough request, the man hugs her.

As he is walking away, pleased with his good deed for the day, he hears her crying again.

He turns around and walks back to her. He asks her what's wrong now, and she replies, "I've never been kissed before."

The man again complies with her wishes and gives her a romantic kiss. Again he walks away but she starts crying again, and the man, slightly irritated, asks what's her problem NOW?

She replies, "I've never been screwed before" she says. So he picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says, "There, now you're screwed"

Sunday, October 25, 2009

KeelyNet website is down, why?

KeelyNet Downtime Notice - 10/23-10/26

drivecrashThanks to all those who wrote inquiring what is the problem with KeelyNet not coming up.

Sorry for KeelyNet not being there.

We had a massive crash which has resulted in us moving to another host.

I am working to repopulate the basics so at least the news updates can be ongoing and as time goes on, more pieces of KeelyNet will come back.

Thank you for your patience and your visit.

Please do check in again in a day or two and you'll see everything is coming back to normal,...whatever that is...

- Jerry Decker / KeelyNet

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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Rabbits as Fuel

Note how pets and strays can get caught up, like dolphins in tuna nets.

Hellboxer"Thousands of rabbits taken from Stockholm parks are being used to fuel a heating plant in Sweden, London's Daily Telegraph reported - and animal rights' activists are hopping mad.

The frozen bunny corpses are transported to a heating plant in central Sweden, where they're incinerated to heat homes.

"Those who support the culling of rabbits think it's good to use the bodies for a good cause," said Anna Johanneson of the Society for the Protection of Wild Rabbits.

"But it feels like the power company is trying to turn the animals into an industry rather than look at the main problem,"

Officials target the rabbits to stem the damage done from their feasting on the parks' plants. Last year, 6,000 rabbits were killed, the paper reported.

Activists claim it's not only wild rabbits being harvested, but also unwanted pets turned loose in Stockholm's parks." - Full Article Source

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Monday, October 19, 2009

News that pisses me off, (some good stuff though)

These were taken from my twitter posts and are in order by newest to oldest.

I hope some if not MOST PISS YOU OFF as much as they do me...but do enjoy the funny stuff...fix yourself a michelada (beer cocktail) and chill out...

No.1 priority of the people is the ECONOMY, It's ahead of wars, health care. etc..

White House admits: We 'control' news media (definitely more fuel for conspiracies)

How can so many call Obama a great speaker/orator when he is HELPLESS without a teleprompter

Another funny...they should REALLY be in drag

Check this out...drunkest guy ever, just shoot him!

Didya ever think about usury & how, without reasonable limits to greed, it destroys the world? Take credit cards +20%!!! Who is responsible?

Sickens me that US citizens are going bankrupt and Obama still pursues media attention, oh America how we have fallen by trusting this Ahole!

Many still employed andl on the job but only making half as much!

2012 Food riots, tax protests, farmer rebellions, student revolts, mob rule, etc.

2012 stirs Apocalypse Predictions, Doomsayers

Nobel committee must be on DRUGS, Obama winning Peace Prize? He has done NOTHING in his entire about sucking up and for what?? If Obama had any sense of morality & dignity he'd DECLINE the Nobel but you can bet he won't turn it down.STILL an all hat, no cattle Poseur.

Dr. House wisdom; is that your nurse, hired a hooker to watch you sleep...yes, cheaper and she won't file for sexual harassment...

Extending jobless benefits?, how about rebuilding economy?

Young man is an inspiration to everyone google for more

Met a burned out drughead who asked me 'are you a cracker?' in front of 5 other americans..told him I'd beat his ass if he said that again...

This was an inevitable event; Impeachment suggested to remove 'threats' to America

It's the Unemployment Stupid (don't get distracted!)

In trying to do TOO MUCH, you can become counterproductive

SNL details all of Obama's failures, man, that must have taken a few hours

No Job Growth W/o Health Reform (how stupid can Obama be?

Washington Doesn't Get it, we NEED MORE JOBS!

Gwyneth Paltrow had lived in Spain & the men there would say 'te amo por un hora', 'I love you for one hour' avoid misunderstandings.

Hope it never comes to this, politicians just need a scare

In 2009 government will spend $700 billion on INTEREST PAYMENTS on national debt

Singer Andy Williams; "Obama is following Marxist theory. He's taken over the banks and the car industry. He wants the country to fail."

3 kinds of people in the world. There are people who make things happen, people who watch things happen and people who ask what happened.

6 to 1 Seeking jobs, SCREW healthcare, rebuild the Economy!

Who Owns Congress? 5 Billion over 10 years to buy them

Obama the Impotent, not up to the task, no real world experience

Need a laugh and appreciate southern humor, watch this very funny woman

Even with our inventions/tech and copying our music,dress and such, its still like Bizarro world

Is Kadafy a sample of Libyan plastic surgery? His face is unREAL, he looks a doped up bad copy of Mel Brooks (sorry Mel, I'm a big fan!). Ahmadinejad is like a homeless guy...they can put on suits & try to PRETEND to be civilized but they need to shave, learn manners and tact. I see a LOT of that pretending...trying to copy the united states but the result is like Bizarro world in the old Superman Comics. Even with our inventions/tech and copying our music,dress and such, its still like Bizarro world.

Pay $1900 for health insurance or GO TO JAIL

Saturday, September 26, 2009

No Jobs? No Health Insurance, FOCUS IDIOTS!

Republican Congressman Phil Gingrey (Georgia) in a speech on the floor of the House. At one point during his long speech railing against health care reform, Gingrey found the idea amusing that 14,000 Americans losing their health insurance every day constituted some kind of health care crisis:

"14,000 people are losing their health insurance every day NOT because of the cost of health insurance [laughs], they're losing it because they lost their job!"

ZERO - the Italian 9/11 Investigation

Watch this if you have the time, even if you don’t, MAKE the time;

“On the anniversary of 9/11, an Italian-produced documentary called ZERO, investigating the tragedy, is opening in Russia.

The authors believe that the U.S. official version of events surrounding the attacks can’t be true. U.S. networks have rejected the film…” (Thanks to KatMan for the headsup. – JWD) – ZERO 9/11 Video

Overloading the System to Destruction

KeelyNetKatman sent me this link to photos of the tea party rally in Washington and in one of the photos was a sign mentioning the Cloward Piven Strategy. I'd never heard of this so did a search and was astounded at what I found. It sure looks like the beginning of what is to come if we can't get it together on a grassroots level.

/ ...the "Cloward-Piven Strategy" seeks to hasten the fall of capitalism by overloading the government bureaucracy with a flood of impossible demands, thus pushing society into crisis and economic collapse. In their 1966 article, Cloward and Piven charged that the ruling classes used welfare to weaken the poor; that by providing a social safety net, the rich doused the fires of rebellion.

Poor people can advance only when "the rest of society is afraid of them," Cloward told The New York Times on September 27, 1970. Rather than placating the poor with government hand-outs, wrote Cloward and Piven, activists should work to sabotage and destroy the welfare system; the collapse of the welfare state would ignite a political and financial crisis that would rock the nation; poor people would rise in revolt; only then would "the rest of society" accept their demands.

The key to sparking this rebellion would be to expose the inadequacy of the welfare state. Most Americans to this day have never heard of Cloward and Piven. But New York City Mayor Rudolph Giuliani attempted to expose them in the late 1990s.

As his drive for welfare reform gained momentum, Giuliani accused the militant scholars by name, citing their 1966 manifesto as evidence that they had engaged in deliberate economic sabotage. "This wasn't an accident," Giuliani charged in a 1997 speech. "It wasn't an atmospheric thing, it wasn't supernatural. This is the result of policies and programs designed to have the maximum number of people get on welfare."

Cloward and Piven never again revealed their intentions as candidly as they had in their 1966 article. Even so, their activism in subsequent years continued to rely on the tactic of overloading the system. When the public caught on to their welfare scheme, Cloward and Piven simply moved on, applying pressure to other sectors of the bureaucracy, wherever they detected weakness.

This was an example of what are commonly called Trojan Horse movements -- mass movements whose outward purpose seems to be providing material help to the downtrodden, but whose real objective is to draft poor people into service as revolutionary foot soldiers; to mobilize poor people en masse to overwhelm government agencies with a flood of demands beyond the capacity of those agencies to meet.

The flood of demands was calculated to break the budget, jam the bureaucratic gears into gridlock, and bring the system crashing down. Fear, turmoil, violence and economic collapse would accompany such a breakdown -- providing perfect conditions for fostering radical change. - Source and the Cloward-Piven website

Learn to Hypnotize CD - 3 eBooks for price of 1

KeelyNetIf you have a few minutes, you might want to read my page on hypnosis and all the amazing things associated with its application.

Included is an experience I had when I hypnotized a neighbor kid when I was about 14. As well the hypnotic gaze of snakes, the discovery of 'eyebeams' which can be detected electronically, the Italian Hypnotist Robber who was caught on tape with his eyes glowing as cashiers handed over their money and remembered nothing,

several methods of trance induction and many odd cases, animal catatonia, healing, psychic phenomena, party/stage stunts, including my favorite of negative hallucination where you make your subject NOT see something...much more...if nothing else, its might be a hoot to read. - Source

Saturday, September 5, 2009

The Morass of Government

Here is a list of annoying and disturbing political information gathered over the past few days;

Russian Professor: Collapse Of America Could Begin In Two Months

Mourning Dead People Who Suck

Pandemic bill allows health authorities to enter homes, detain without warrant

Parents Upset over propaganda - "I pledge to be of service to Barack Obama"

Obama's Wax wings melted, the spell has broken

Claimed copy of original Obama birth certificate

The Van Jones (non) feeding frenzy

14.9 million out of work and getting worse

57% Would Like to Replace Entire Congress

'Credit card Congress' totally out of control, listen to the audio

racist? bad as Bush with if you aren't with us, you are against us

Magnetics as the Future of Propulsion?

I wish this theorist would build a small prototype to show his ideas as feasible. Imagine the intensity of magnetic fields needed for the kind of propulsion he describes, based on the field strength of earths magnetic field as we currently know it.

"Advanced Magnetic Propulsion Systems - Firstly I need to explain scientific foundations behind two most basic terms used in research on propelling devices. These two terms describe two basic kinds of propelling devices, namely the so-called "motors" and the so-called "propulsors".

Motors produce only a relative motion of one group of parts of a given machine, in relationship to other group of parts of the same machine. This means that motors are practically unable to produce the absolute motion of entire objects in relationship to the environment of these object, although they frequently provide mechanical motion that is later used to create such an absolute motion.

As an example consider a car, in which the engine is a typical "motor". Everyone knows that the engine from a car DOES NOT produce the motion of the entire car along a road - but these are wheels which produce this motion. The engine from a car supplies only the mechanical energy to wheels. So a car is a machine which contains both, a single motor (i.e. the car's engine) which causes the relative rotation of wheels in relationship to the car's body, and four propulsors (i.e. four wheels) which produce absolute motion of the car along the road. Similarly is with a boat.

A "motor" in a boat only reassures the relative rotation of propeller, while the absolute motion of the entire boat is formed by this propeller, not by the motor.

Devices which produce an absolute motion of entire vehicles in the surrounding environment are called propulsors. Examples of propulsors include: a propeller in an aeroplane, helicopter blades, jet engine, rocket engine, hovercraft outlets, wheels, propeller in a boat, and many more. Notice that propulsors must be distinguished from so-called linear motors.

For example railway locomotive is just simply a linear motor, not a propulsor. This is because propulsors produce an absolute motion in the natural environment. In turn linear motors produce only a relative motion in relationship to one of their part (e.g. a "rail") that is extended at large distance."

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Humanely kill a Mouse or...

Noticed a mouse skittering across the floor...the little bastard doesn't seem to be afraid of light or me until I move and my idiot dog is not the least bit curious about catching it. I like animals and cats but don't want to borrow a cat just to catch the little bugger.

KeelyNetI suspect this one came up through my laundry drain and fear it might hatch mouslings, so best to catch and kill it than let it free...guess I could haul it out to the country since there is plenty of farmland near where I live.

Last time this happened I tried a few of the old spring traps baited with various foods but it took almost two weeks to catch it...this time a lady told me to use the black glue strip so I bought two-a-pack RAID strips, biggest they had for $3.20 here.

Had read mice like peanut butter much better than cheese, so put a dab of chunky peanut butter in the middle of one strip and two small chunks of cheese in the middle of the other strip. Laid them down where I'd seen the mouse traffic and sat down to watch CSI. Not 5 minutes later, I hear this squealing and find the mouse stuck on the peanut butter glue strip.

Put it in a quart plastic mayonnaise jar and poked a hole in it so I can decide whether to kill it or let it go. Looked on the net to see how others deal with killing them and found mostly stupid stuff...but killing seemed best done rapidly, like smashing a brick on its head...was thinking of putting it in a baggie and crushing its head with a brick but on second thought, I don't want to kill any warm blooded critter even it if it is a pest (unless I absolutely HAVE to).

At the beginning of this, that was my intent, smash the head of the mouse quickly, but since there is so much farmland that I drive through daily, heck, just toss it into a field and let it find it's own destiny. Let him hop around in his little bottle tonight and manana I will let him loose in a field of corn. Geez, I'm turning Buddhist!

Intelligent Matter and An Argument for a Creator

KeelyNetProfessor Angus MacVicar was a major inspiration for John Keely and the many fantastic claims of discovery he made based on some of MacVicars' ideas.

One of the phenomena claimed to have been witnessed when Keely carried out demonstrations was that his machines would not work without him being present. He claimed each machine was tuned to his body so they would only work in his presence. Sounds like a conman doesn't it?

One report described a demonstration where Keely had just finished a test of one of his tuned devices and it worked without flaw. An assistant then tried to run the machine, copying every step Keely had just done and yet the machine failed to start or run. Keely placed his hand on the shoulder of the assistant and said try again. The man again tried to start the machine and this time it ran perfectly.

I've always thought matter is intelligent to various degrees depending on size, age and other factors. American Indians speak of Power Stones which are supposed to have remarkable abilities. Everyone has a power stone waiting for them somewhere in the world and if you find it, your life will change remarkably. Some very strange stories that include telekinesis, teleportation, punishment, healing, etc.. surround the Power Stone legends.

Additionally, there are the 'Noid's', a modern day invention based on dynamic electrical memories where incredibly fast changes, adaptations and mutations occur within the device. Years ago there was the Spirit Heart device which tuned itself to the user, like a Power Stone and from that point watched over its owner. Very weird stuff and there is a short report in an old KeelyNet page;

Courtesy of Bradley W. Scott - in email discussions, I mentioned the SkyHeart device, claimed to be a unique form of AI that mimics its owner once programmed. It is supposed to develop a 'heartbeat' in the form of a pulsing blue LED and has all kinds of bizarre anecdotes associated with the operation of the units. Despite the $3000 price of the SkyHeart, the idea of an electrostatic matrix used to dynamically map a persons biopatterns intrigues me. That is how Bradley and I got onto the subject. I will eventually transcribe the SkyHeart audio to text. These new interactive AI devices are called 'noids'. On checking out the Neutronics site, I am uncomfortable with them NOT posting the price of their hardware and imposing confidentiality agreements with purchases.

Another correlation is the Indian Manitou, where every object has its own spirit/intelligence. A few months ago I found a copy of a 20-30 year old scifi/terror movie called 'The Manitou' which describes this and depicts a struggle between old forces of earth, air, fire, water, trees, plants, etc...versus modern devices such as cars, computers, appliances, etc.. The shaman had to appeal to the spirit/intelligence/manitou of each of these devices to combine their forces in a war of power. Fascinating.

Here is the MacVicar comment I wanted to post;

"For how could the finite substance of creation be actuated otherwise than so as to embody and to body forth the will, that is, the activity of the being and attributes of the Creator, so far as the finite can embody and manifest the Infinite. The finite, considering that it lives and moves and has its being IN the Infinite, which IS Infinite Power, surely cannot but assimilate itself as far as possible to the Infinite, and manifest in itself His being and attributes.

The mere substance of creation, viewed as apart from the Creator, must be wholly amorphous, so to speak, and passive-wholly plastic and assimilitave. Hence the law and economy of the cosmos MUST BE ASSIMILATION both subjective and objective.

And on the Creation of Intelligent Matter - But why, it may be asked, are not the elements of the finite substance, which is essentially spiritual, after having been attenuated into the aetherial, not confluent into monads possessing mental powers again as fast as they are reduced to minima, so that an abode having been once provided in the realm of light for the world of spirits, the whole creation may consist of sentient beings only, and the sustained voice of the universe be universal enjoyment?

To this the answer is, that in virtue of the self-assimilative, and therefore self-conservative, power of the aetherial elements, synthesis or aggregation can only take place by juxtaposition and not by confluence, until the nebular speck resulting has attained a bigness and pressure TOWARDS its centre.

And when this bigness has been reached, and confluence in the centre takes place, the monad resulting is still too feeble to have recovered mental powers, and can only manifest such mechanical powers that, taken along with its generating atmosphere of aether, this new order of being, this new unity, constitutes the material element.

But though the immediate and direct birth of spirits out of aether or the matter of light in which the spirit-world dwells, be thus prevented by the genesis of matter instead, yet the restoration to the spirit-world of all the substance beyond, the overflow in aether, is not frustrated.

The synthetic action which gives to nature the material element, goes on in the matter generated until a SCAFFOLDING (in our planet the myo-cerebral apparatus) is erected by which such a large and powerful volume of unified organised aether is upheld for years, that there is given by confluence in its focus of action a monad, constituted by such quantity and energy of substance or force (which are the same) that psychical, ultimately as in man, spirit-power is restored; in fine, there is a spirit adequate even to mirror the attributes of the Infinite, while the mode of its birth and education secures its being in harmony with the material economy, as long as the organism is its home.

Thus the created substance, after a lapse to a certain extent into matter, that is, into the apathetic and the dead, is raised to life or spirit again, and becomes capable of new enjoyments, in aspiring towards the ever-blessed One, the author of all."

Sunday, August 16, 2009

NASA - stuck on rockets

The answer is simple...quit worrying about going into deep space, the moon, Mars or other planets. They look like a Chinese firedrill trying to plan for off world projects but still using childrens toys as the propulsion and energy systems.

Instead, FOCUS all space related efforts here on earth to discover new propulsion, new energy and life sustaining techniques.

It's clear that many discoveries and inventions related to our space efforts have filtered down to the private and consumer sector to make our lives better.

Now if NASA used what talent they have to come up with new propulsion and new energy, it would directly affect our dependence on oil and the introduction of efficient electrical or other energy and transport technologies.

NASA's moon plan too ambitious - "A panel reviewing NASA's current plans for human space flight will report that there is no realistic way to return to the moon by 2020 -- or even 2028.

The final list of options being explored by the Augustine group will include some variation of a lunar base down the road. But the committee is most animated by what it calls the ``Deep Space'' option, a strategy that emphasizes getting astronauts far beyond Low Earth Orbit but not necessarily plunking them down on alien worlds.

Instead, the ``Deep Space'' strategy would send them to near-Earth asteroids and to gravitationally significant points in space, known as Lagrange points, that are beyond the Earth's protective magnetosphere. Astronauts might even go all the way to Phobos, a tiny moon of Mars, where the spaceship wouldn't land so much as rendezvous, in the same way that a spacecraft docks at the International Space Station.

The Earth's moon would be a possible ``off-ramp'' of such a strategy but not a central target for exploration. Putting astronauts on the surface of Mars, and then returning them to Earth, would be prohibitively expensive, according to an analysis by the committee, which will send its report to the president by the end of this month."

Just think how much research and development could be accomplished with all the money NASA pisses away every year, but devote it to energy and new propulsion. NASA gets a bit over 17 BILLION dollars for its yearly budget.

We need to get away from primitive rockets and discover how to control gravity or use field forces to propel our spacecraft and other transport methods.

Space panel considers alternatives to NASA's plan for moon base - "Instead of trying to set up permanent moon base as Constellation envisioned, Crawley called for a phased exploration program starting with flybys and scouting missions, building up to longer visits and eventual bases.

That, he said, is more affordable and achievable.

When Constellation was conceived in 2005, NASA envisioned spending about $100 billion to return to the moon by 2020. But the program has been squeezed by congressional budget cuts, cost overruns and technical hurdles.

"It is unclear whether NASA has the funding for any scenarios that do anything important beyond low-Earth orbit prior to 2020," said Christopher Chyba, a panel member who is professor of astrophysical sciences and international affairs at Princeton University.

So the panel is trying to devise scenarios that could work with roughly $80 billion, although no price tags were put on the alternatives discussed on Thursday.

But even ideas the panel seems to support -- like extending the space station's life by about five years until 2020, or flying the shuttle into 2012 or beyond -- cost billions that NASA doesn't have.

"NASA has a chronic problem: it does not have the budget to develop new systems and operate existing ones," Chyba said."

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Threat of things to come?

Could this become a pattern worldwide where laid-off or terminated workers seek revenge?

Violent threat wins workers payout - "A French construction equipment plant owned by US-based Oshkosh Corporation has agreed to boost severance packages for laid-off workers who threatened to blow up machinery, employees say.

While the number of workers affected is small - 53 workers, each guaranteed up to 30,000 euros ($A53,000) in severance - the incident came on Friday during a week in which unions at three different French factories used threats of explosions to get their complaints heard.

Some desperate French workers have gone to extremes in recent months, from kidnapping their bosses to blocking production lines, to resist job cuts or win better departure packages amid the worst economic downturn in decades...

Police have not intervened in any of the incidents, and government officials have said they understand the workers' woes but criticised the violent tactics." - Source

6 Months to Live - NOT!

Now this totally sucks and is an excellent reason for getting 2nd and even 3rd opinions from terminal or questionable diagnosis. I feel for this guy and his family...who wouldn't prepare for death and splurge to enjoy what little time they have...then be told, woops, just kidding or sorry, we made a mistake!

Man given six months to live discovers tumour is harmless abscess - "Phil Collins, 61, quit his job, planned his own funeral and blew £18,000 from a pension pay-out after being told he had inoperable gallbladder and liver cancer.

He fulfilled a lifelong dream of buying a Triumph motorbike, bought wife Isabel a car and made financial arrangements to ensure she was secure after his death.

But when the six month deadline passed he went back to hospital - where further checks revealed the growth on his liver was in fact an abscess.

However, Mr Collins claims that complications from the cocktail of cancer drugs he was prescribed have ruined his health and he is now planning a legal bid for compensation.

He said: "I was a fit man and I was a keen motorcyclist. I still had a lot of working life left in me.

"Now I cannot do anything. I am an absolute wreck. I feel I am just generally shutting down.

"When they told me I had cancer, I thought I was dying and I knew I had a chance to do everything I wanted.

"If you have spent two years thinking you are going to die, then you are told you are not, it knocks you backwards." - Source

1894: About the 'Holy Bible'

KeelyNetSomebody ought to tell the truth about the Bible.

The preachers dare not, because they would be driven from their pulpits. Professors in colleges dare not, because they would lose their salaries.

Politicians dare not. They would be defeated. Editors dare not. They would lose subscribers.

Merchants dare not, because they might lose customers.

Men of fashion dare not, fearing that they would lose caste.

Even clerks dare not, because they might be discharged.

And so I thought I would do it myself. There are many millions of people who believe the Bible to be the inspired word of God-millions who think that this book is staff and guide, counselor and consoler;

that it fills the present with peace and the future with hope-millions who believe that it is the fountain of law, Justice and mercy,

and that to its wise and benign teachings the world is indebted for its liberty, wealth and civilization-millions who imagine that this book is a revelation from the wisdom and love of God to the brain and heart of man-

millions who regard this book as a torch that conquers the darkness of death, and pours its radiance on another world-a world without a tear.

They forget its ignorance and savagery, its hatred of liberty, its religious persecution; they remember heaven, but they forget the dungeon of eternal pain.

- Source. If you have any doubts that the bible is one of the most hateful and horrid books ever compiled by evil men, in order to control believers, check out - Bible Atrocities.

Friday, July 17, 2009

The Sinking of America via Socialism

So we all watch and bitch and CHRONICLE the Obamafication of our once great USA in this ever downward spiral and what do we do to STOP IT? Apparently nothing...

Socialist America sinking - "While outwardly America appeared the same, a revolution within had taken place that was now irreversible. One need only glance at where we were before the New Deal, where we are and where we are headed to see how far we are off the course the Founding Fathers set for our republic.

Taxes drove the American Revolution, for we were a taxaphobic, liberty-loving people. That government is best that governs least is an Americanism.

When "Silent Cal" Coolidge went home in 1929, the U.S. government was spending 3 percent of gross domestic product.

And today? Obama's first budget will consume 28 percent of the entire GDP; state and local governments another 15 percent. While there is some overlap, in 2009, government will consume 40 percent of GDP, approaching the peak of World War II.

Obama plans to repeal the Bush tax cuts and take the income tax rate to near 40 percent. Combined state and local income tax rates can run to 10 percent. For the self-employed, payroll taxes add up to 15.2 percent on the first $106,800 for all wages of all workers. Medicare takes 2.9 percent of all wages above that. Then there are the state sales taxes that can run to 8 percent, property taxes, gas taxes, excise taxes and "sin taxes" on booze, cigarettes and, soon, hot dogs and soft drinks.

Comes now national health insurance from Nancy Pelosi's House. A surtax that runs to 5.4 percent of all earnings of the top 1 percent of Americans, who already pay 40 percent of all federal income taxes, has been sent to the Senate. Included also is an 8 percent tax on the entire payroll of small businesses that fail to provide health insurance for employees.

The D.C.-based Tax Foundation says New Yorkers could face a combined income tax rate of near 60 percent.

In the Declaration of Independence, Thomas Jefferson called George III a tyrant for having "erected a multitude of new offices, and sent hither swarms of officers to harass our people and eat out their substance."

What did George III do with his Stamp Act, Townshend Acts or tea tax to compare with what is being done to this generation of Americans by their own government?

While the hardest-working and most productive are bled, a third of all wage-earners pay no U.S. income tax, and Obama plans to free almost half of all wage-earners of all income taxes. Yet, tens of millions get Medicaid, rent supplements, free education, food stamps, welfare and an annual check from Uncle Sam called an Earned Income Tax Credit, though they never paid a nickel in income taxes..." - Source

CBO: Federal budget is on unsustainable path... - "Under current law, the federal budget is on an unsustainable path, because federal debt will continue to grow much faster than the economy over the long run.

Although great uncertainty surrounds long-term fiscal projections, rising costs for health care and the aging of the population will cause federal spending to increase rapidly under any plausible scenario for current law.

Unless revenues increase just as rapidly, the rise in spending will produce growing budget deficits. Large budget deficits would reduce national saving, leading to more borrowing from abroad and less domestic investment, which in turn would depress economic growth in the United States.

Over time, accumulating debt would cause substantial harm to the economy." - Source

Spend to keep from going Bankrupt? WTF???

Why don't they muzzle this guy? Can he be any more stupid in public?

But then, the new socialist USA does believe that it is the responsibility of the government to take care of its people, doesn't matter if they have jobs or even trying to GET jobs.

And they don't have a clue about economy, even 10 year olds know enough about money that you can't spend and spend without going bankrupt and raising taxes through the roof...there will come a reckoning when people get their fill of this crap.

"Vice President Joe Biden told people attending an AARP town hall meeting that unless the Democrat-supported health care plan becomes law the nation will go bankrupt and that the only way to avoid that fate is for the government to spend more money.

“We’re going to go bankrupt as a nation,” Biden said.

“Now, people when I say that look at me and say, ‘What are you talking about, Joe? You’re telling me we have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt?’” Biden said. “The answer is yes, that's what I’m telling you.” - Source

Legalize Personal Drug Use to help both the USA and Mexico

I know, I know, I hear all the arguments about all these drug addicts now set loose on the populace...but if its legal and affordable, its up to people how they want to run their lives, not the government.

Prisons would be emptied out from idiotic sentences for small personal use quantities, tax revenues from legal sales would do wonders for the economy, gun sales would go down for both the USA and Mexico and the drug war would be OVER when people start acting like adults instead of allowing control of our lives through a federal nanny government.

"California tax officials say a state proposal to tax and regulate marijuana like alcohol would generate nearly $1.4 billion in revenue.

A State Board of Equalization report released Wednesday estimates marijuana retail sales would bring $990 million from a $50-per-ounce fee and $392 million in sales taxes.

The bill introduced by San Francisco Democratic Assemblyman Tom Ammiano in February would allow adults to legally possess, grow and sell marijuana." - Source

9/11 and Norad, WTF happened?

I happened on this article and it made me wonder why they weren't brought to task for dropping the ball as PART OF THEIR FRIGGIN JOB to watch over our SKIES!

"The 9/11 Truth Movement has been negligent in producing any documents that would confirm their suspicion that NORAD was tasked with watching over and intercepting errant aircraft in American skies before 9/11; that NORAD’s mission was more robust than “looking outward”. The following pre-9/11 citations conclusively documents the true capabilities of NORAD on the morning of 9/11.

“The NORAD mission is threefold. NORAD’s first responsibility is to provide surveillance and control of the airspace covering North America, specifically the airspace of Canada and the United States. This mission is based on agreements between the two governments….

The second part of NORAD’s mission is to provide the NCAs [National Command Authorities] with tactical warning and attack assessment of an aerospace attack against North America. This information is essential to providing those in command with information to aid them in making decisions on how to respond to an attack against North America.

NORAD’s third responsibility is to provide an appropriate response to any form of air attack. NORAD was created to provide a defense against the threat from air-breathing aircraft, specifically the threat from long-range bombers.

However, over the years the threat has changed. Now NORAD must provide an appropriate response to a multitude of threats, to include the air-launched cruise missile (ALCM) and the sea-launched cruise missile (SLCM).” — NORAD AIR DEFENSE OVERVIEW; Northeast Parallel Architectures Center, Syracuse University, pre-1995 ("

As reported by the General Accounting Office in 1994 (GAO/NSIAD-94-76);

“NORAD defines air sovereignty as providing surveillance and control of the territorial airspace, which includes:

1. intercepting and destroying uncontrollable air objects;
2. tracking hijacked aircraft;
3. assisting aircraft in distress;
4. escorting Communist civil aircraft; and
5. intercepting suspect aircraft, including counterdrug operations and peacetime military intercepts.”

“NORAD defines ‘sovereign airspace’ as: the airspace over a nation’s territory, internal waters, and territorial seas. NORAD’s territorial seas extend 12 miles from the continental United States, Alaska, and Canada. Sovereign airspace above a nation’s territory is unlimited.” — NORAD AIR DEFENSE OVERVIEW; Northeast Parallel Architectures Center, Syracuse University, pre-1995 (" - Source

They can watch us but we can't watch them???

FUCK THEM! If the cops think they can cheat with cameras and video for speed traps, then we have every right for counter-surveillance to know and do something about it, that includes warning our fellow CITIZENS.

KeelyNet"Police chief denounces 'cowardly' iPhone users monitoring speed traps. Area drivers looking to outwit police speed traps and traffic cameras are using an iPhone application and other global positioning system devices that pinpoint the location of the cameras.

That has irked D.C. police chief Cathy Lanier, who promised her officers would pick up their game to counteract the devices, which can also help drivers dodge sobriety checkpoints.

"I think that's the whole point of this program," she told The Examiner. "It's designed to circumvent law enforcement -- law enforcement that is designed specifically to save lives."

The new technology streams to iPhones and global positioning system devices, sounding off an alarm as drivers approach speed or red-light cameras.

Lanier said the technology is a "cowardly tactic" and "people who overly rely on those and break the law anyway are going to get caught" in one way or another. - Source

Original Moon tapes Erased, how convenient!

Come ON...the amazing things you can do with video these days make it a walk in the park to put whatever they want on the new tapes, especially even if remastered digitally. Wonder how much Spielberg and Pixar got to help NASA do this?

With the originals, it would have been hard to hide imperfections easily discovered with modern technology to show how much of the lunar landings and space program were faked to build national prize as the first there.

"The original recordings of the first humans landing on the moon 40 years ago were erased and re-used, but newly restored copies of the original broadcast look even better, NASA officials said on Thursday.

NASA released the first glimpses of a complete digital make-over of the original landing footage that clarifies the blurry and grainy images of Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin walking on the surface of the moon.

NASA admitted in 2006 that no one could find the original video recordings of the July 20, 1969, landing.

The bad news is they were part of a batch of 200,000 tapes that were degaussed

-- magnetically erased -- and re-used to save money.

"The goal was live TV," Nafzger told a news conference.

"We should have had a historian running around saying 'I don't care if you are ever going to use them -- we are going to keep them'," he said.

They found good copies in the archives of CBS news and some recordings called kinescopes found in film vaults at Johnson Space Centre.

Nafzger does not worry that using a Hollywood-based company might fuel the fire of conspiracy theorists who believe the entire lunar program that landed people on the moon six times between 1969 and 1972 was staged on a movie set or secret military base.

"This company is restoring historic video. It mattered not to me where the company was from," Nafzger said.

"The conspiracy theorists are going to believe what they are going to believe," added Lowry Digital Chief Operating Officer Mike Inchalik." - Source

Russia beat us there ANYWAY but that too has been covered up for all these years;

KeelyNetRussian spacecraft landed on moon hours before Americans - "A previously unheard recording of a Russian spacecraft attempting to beat NASA's Apollo 11 in 1969's race to the moon has been released.

The recordings from Jodrell's Lovell radio telescope, which were hidden in archives until researchers found them, show the Russian craft orbited the Moon and crash-landed onto its surface at 15:50 on July 21 - just a few hours before the Americans lifted.

In the newly released recordings, which were made over three days, Sir Bernard, the founder of Jodrell Bank, can be heard narrating events with conversation from the Apollo 11 astronauts in the background.

Sir Bernard notes a change in the orbit of Luna 15 to take it closer to the US landing site and later reports a rumour from a "well-informed source in Moscow" that the craft is about to land. People in Jodrell's control room can then be heard shouting "it's landing" and "it's going down much too fast" as they track Luna 15's final moments before it crashes. A voice is later heard saying: "I say, this has really been drama of the highest order." -

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Maher on Obama's Media Whoring, right on target

Couldn't be better said, but doubt even his clout and influence will affect the white house.

New rules segment from Episode #157 of Real Time with Bill Maher which aired on June 12, 2009. - Source

Media's overselling of Jacksons Death

Congressman Pete King feels that we should be honoring the good men and women of our country who have dedicated their lives to helping others and serving our country not Michael Jackson.

(Exactly, I read that one day 93% of the news was devoted to Jackson, incredible, he is dead, it's done, a couple of days and GET OVER IT PEOPLE and get back to real news and events!

As a reality check, King does present a great question, 'would you leave your young son, nephew or grandson alone in a room with Micheal?'

He sang, he danced, he's dead, so is Elvis, James Brown, Michael Hutchence, Buddy Holly and a host of other 'entertainers'. No more cults around dead famous newsmakers please! - JWD) - Source

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Man Caught Faking Heart Attacks

Another crook and cheater caught in the act;

"A 52-year-old Milwaukee-area man has been accused of faking heart attacks to avoid paying restaurant bills and cab fares.

Police say the Waukesha man took a cab to a mall Monday and pretended to have a heart attack. The cab driver left unpaid. Authorities say the man then ran up a $23 bill when he had a steak dinner at Applebee’s. He again pretended to have a heart attack.

This time the fire department took him to a hospital. A doctor there recognized the man as having pulled the same stunt in the past few weeks.

He was charged Thursday with defrauding a restaurant as a habitual criminal. He could get up to nine months in prison and a $10,000 fine."

Ugly but Popular

KeelyNet"A life-size model of an 18th century Yorkshireman with the longest nose in history is among the attractions at London’s newest tourist attraction.

Thomas Wedders’ nose was 19cm - or seven and a half inches - long, earning him a place in Ripley’s Believe It Or Not museum in Piccadilly Circus.

Edward Meyer, in charge of collections for the global chain of ‘odditoriums’, said: “We try to display art that you can’t see anywhere else.

“This is a wax likeness made in our workshops based on a sketch that Robert Ripley did from a contemporary sketch.”


She looks pretty hot even without the extra talent...

Eat your heart out Gene Simmons!KeelyNet

Public Mischief

A few years back there was a news report of mischievous teenagers roaming the streets of London looking for older people.

They would remove their shirts and superglue them high up the walls of buildings. Saw another use for superglue mischief in this article;

"A trip to the little boys room ended in disaster after a man became super-glued to a public toilet. A practical joke left the 35-year-old man helpless and unable to remove himself from the loo.

Emergency services rushed to the scene and did their best to un-stick the man, but even their efforts were not enough to set him free.

The toilet was then removed from the public cubicle near Dudley in the West Midlands, with the man still attached.

A paramedic said: “The man was using the facilities when he became stuck on the seat. It appears as though someone had left glue on it.”

Once at the hospital, doctors loosened the grip and freed the man using special chemicals, while still inside the ambulance. The flustered man was not injured but highly embarrassed after the incident."

Would be great to catch the perpetrator(s) and subject them to the same treatment to see if its so funny to them.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

R.I.P. Michael Jackon self-titled King of Pop

Odd statement about highly insured concert for Jackson at Family wants 2nd autopsy.

"...Jackson's brother Jermaine has said it was believed the pop singer went into cardiac arrest, an interruption of the normal heartbeat that can be caused by factors other than a heart attack.

The coroner's office said there were no signs of foul play or trauma.

Phillips said AEG Live held multiple insurance policies covering cancellation of the shows,

and that some time in February Jackson submitted to several hours of physicals that the insurance underwriter insisted upon, and that Jackson passed them all.

"We had pretty good coverage, but a lot of it is going to depend on the toxicology results," he said. "We need to know what the cause of death was.""

How convenient and smart to cover themselves so well knowing Jacksons reputation for flakiness.

If they collect from multiple policies, I wonder how much more they would get than if Jackson had lived and completed the tour? Hmmm....

And now we learn the sole attending doctor, the one who gave him that final shot that intermixed with all the other drugs in Jacksons body, had serious financial problems as well as a questionable history. Again, hmmm...

I'm a fan of Jackson and sad for his untimely death under such peculiar circumstances.

On a side note, I have always wondered about why he felt the need to become white.

Claiming he was afflicted with vitiligo which is a non-contagious condition where the melanocytes do not function correctly and patches of light colored skin appear on various areas of the body.

Research has shown it to sometimes be linked to an autoimmune disorder and that it may be inherited. Although not considered life threatening, it can, of course, be very troubling for the person who has it.

KeelyNetThough it is more likely he simply bleached his skin to lighten it. Notice he is never shown without a long sleeve, mostly high-necked shirt, long pants and socks. All we see is his hands and face which are remarkably white, possibly makeup as well as skin bleaching.

Wonder if he bleached his entire body for a pinto or mottled effect or just left the body alone and only did the face and hands, which might explain why he always is seen fully clothed.

Maybe someone can sneak a photo of the body...just curious why he would put himself through that, not being able to go swimming in public or go out in shorts or without a shirt like most people do.

Maintaining your Virility

KeelyNetReduced blood flows to the penis and nerve damage are two of the most common physical causes for erectile dysfunction.

A lack of zinc can interfere with the maturation of the reproductive organs, as well as interfere with reproductive functions and processes. It can contribute to impotence.

Chronic diarrhea, poor appetite, and thus significant weight loss of the unhealthy and undesirable sort, hair loss, and the slow healing of wounds are all associated with zinc deficiencies. So, too, are open sores on the skin and in the mouth, strange tastes in the mouth, and inefficient or reduced mental functioning, especially cognitive processes.

So be sure to include lots of zinc-rich foods in your diet, including red meat, fortified cereals, oysters, almonds, peanuts, chickpeas, soy foods, and dairy products.

Zinc is vital to many internal processes and supports immune function, reproduction, and the nervous system. It’s also imperative to include other vitamins and minerals in your diet, as they may also help improve erectile dysfunction.

Be sure to eat whole, fresh, unrefined, and unprocessed foods. Include fruits (lots of richly pigmented berries to support vascular integrity), vegetables, whole grains, soy, beans, seeds, nuts, olive oil, and cold-water fish (salmon, tuna, sardines, halibut, and mackerel. Avoid sugar, dairy products, refined foods, fried foods, junk foods, and caffeine.

If you’ve found in the past that you’re sensitive to certain kinds of foods, eliminate them from your diet, ass it could be a contributing factor to erectile dysfunction. Also be sure to drink plenty of water.

A good rule of thumb is to drink 50% of your body weight in ounces of water daily (e.g., if you weigh 150 lbs, drink 75 oz of water daily). Try to avoid alcohol and smoking, as they can have a negative impact on erectile function.

Scam tricks #1

KeelyNetWonder why things are so high these days and always going up? Part of it is because of scammers who figure out and use ways to rip off businesses and innocent people who are just trying to make a living. Here is the first in a series of despicable scammer tricks;

Market Ripoff Scam

You can eat cheaply by visiting the butcher section of the local supermarket and order two pounds of jumbo shrimp at $14.99 per pound and two pounds of beef by-products (for the dog, of course) at 79¢ per pound. Both of the packages are wrapped in white butcher paper with price stickers on them.

Switch the labels and ditch the beef by-products behind some frozen TV dinners. When you pay for your shrimp, you are charged for the beef by-products on the price sticker. This is one way to enjoy choice cuts of meat and other expensive butcher items as very cheap prices.

Note: Watch out for cameras in the ceiling of the supermarket, as well as employees moving around through the store. If you are caught peeling the labels off, just say you were checking the freshness of the meat and you accidentally put the labels back on the wrong package.

You can also try the following: A girl-friend baked a birthday cake for a surprise party thrown for me and it turned out perfectly. It was honestly delicious and everyone loved it, but for some reason the baker was totally dissatisfied with the way the cake turned out.

Whatever the reason, I was impressed with her actions. She took the empty packages--boxes, icing, etc. -- back to the store with her receipt. The key thing that she brought back to the store, however, was the carton of milk used to make the cake.

Although the milk was fresh, she poured a little lime juice into it, which gave it a rotten odor and curdled it. She took all of the cake ingredients to a store manager, had him smell the milk and demanded a refund. She told him that everyone who had eaten the cake suffered food poisoning and that the party had been ruined.

The manager was apologetic and he not only refunded all the cake mix ingredients, but he gave her a $150 gift certificate for purchasing other groceries. This scam can be worked with many different kinds of food in the market.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

No way Facebook!

For the past year or so I've been getting all these facebook invites. I had not signed up since I am wary of 'social networking' which seems to be an activity for the lamers and losers totally willing to give up all their personal info and engage in ceaseless idiotic postings.

However, some of my family wanted me to join, so I was everything I thought it would be...ergo, JUNK...sure, lots of contacts but damn, so invasive and the service trolls you endlessly with apps using the guise of 'sharing' to get you to provide more and more private information....uh-uh...not good...who is really behind Facebook that they would want so much information on so many people?

Today, this article appeared to bolster my own concerns.

My sister and I both decided we could live very well without Facebook and its ilk so I had put in a deletion request about 4 days ago...the note I got from them said 14 days to delete your account and ALL its information and says if you log back in, the request for deletion will be cancelled. Thats how desparate they are to keep people hooked into their thanks...

I'll stick with emails directed just to the people I wish to communicate with and not splayed out for all the world to see.

It's great to be da King!

KeelyNetSo much for change...looks like anyone who falls afoul of Emperor/Massiah Obama will feel his wrath. - Not
the first time

The dispute comes as Grassley, ranking Republican on the Senate Finance Committee, is looking into the abrupt firings within the last week of two other inspectors general ¿ one of whom was fired by the White House and the other by the chair of the International Trade Commission.

Both inspectors general had investigated sensitive subjects at the time of their firings.

Grassley is now concerned about whether a pattern is emerging in which the independence of the government's top watchdogs -- whose jobs were authorized by Congress to look out for waste, fraud and abuse -- is being put at risk.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

UHauls as the solution to 'World Hunger'

No one, NO ONE has pinpointed the problem with 'World Hunger' better than the late, great Sam Kinison! - Source

Saturday, June 6, 2009

New Crop of Obama Bumper Stickers

Just a smattering of what some of us think...







Dead soldiers in Normandy turning in their graves

KeelyNetGod, its sickening watching Obama prance around the world making apologies for American actions in the past and sucking up to the muslims...showing his true stripes...he's no more American than Castro.

I wonder if the graves there in Normandy weren't just ROILING from soldiers turning over in their graves, pissed that this friggin POSER was using their sacrifices to further his own ends and try to enhance his public image.

Plus the sheer audacity of the Brits naming a beach after Obama...what the f**k has he DONE to deserve anything like that?

It just shows his honorable man would have DECLINED that since he's done nothing to deserve any honors at this point...and he knows it, but being the media/adulation whore that he has shown himself to be, he and his posse will do anything to get a photo opp, even scaring the hell out of a city by flying Air Force one over it...and how much did that finally cost when Photoshop could have done it safer, easier, faster, cheaper and SANER.

And so many American people just eat him up....pathetic...

Friday, May 29, 2009

Euthanasia should be totally optional

It's your body, your life, if you choose to kill yourself by overdoing drugs, drinking, sex, whatever or are so sick with no hope of recovery, then its not a question of rights since its YOUR BODY to do with as you please.

I've had several friends die in terrible agony, begging to be taken off life support so they can move on, but no, they were doped up and kept alive in their bedridden horror until their body just gives out.

I used have an old friend named Satch his late 60s he was falling apart physically and had to have a knee and hip operation just to get around. He often said he thought people should just be put to sleep at 65 as they were pretty much useless after that. I didn't agree, but I do agree it should be an option if you feel that way. That means asking for assistance if you can't do it yourself.

To my view, if you are just taking up space and not doing anything with your life, then you should get the heck out of it, quit wasting resources without benefitting yourself by learning or doing things or helping others, and just fade on out.

Why do people who are horribly crippled or so old and feeble that they can't do anything, want to live for decades more? What is the point if you can't enjoy it.

Keep in mind, its not about QUANTITY, but QUALITY that counts.

For myself, when I start falling to pieces or become so crippled or infirm that I am a drain on society, you can bet your butt I'll take care of my own incapacity. Probabely with something like this the Redneck Kevorkian.

Granted there are many other ways to take ones life and many say you will probably change your mind when you reach that point, but I don't think so if I know there is no hope of improvement for my condition, whatever it might be. So if I am found dead one day, after some illness or accident, don't look for any murderer or start any bullshit conspiracy story...I did it myself.

Now check this out;

"KeelyNetA 66-year-old woman with terminal cancer has become the first person to die under Washington state's new assisted suicide law, an advocacy group said Friday. Linda Fleming, of Sequim, died Thursday night after taking drugs prescribed under the "Death with Dignity" law that took effect in March, said Compassion & Choices of Washington.

Officials with the advocacy group said Fleming, who was diagnosed last month with advanced pancreatic cancer, died at home with her family, her dog and her physician at her bedside. "The pain became unbearable, and it was only going to get worse,"

Fleming said in a statement released by the organization. A physician prescribed the medication, but under the law, patients must administer the drugs themselves. Oregon is the only other state that allows this. Not everyone agrees that people should be able to die with dignity, though: Chris Carlson, who campaigned against the new law with the Coalition Against Assisted Suicide, called the death unfortunate. "Any premature death is a sad occasion and it diminishes us all," he said. (props to" - Source

Will this force a show of the Real Document?

What happens to the government if it turns out there isn't a verifiable birth certificate provided by the Obama camp?

Everything he has tried to do (done damn little so far) will be invalidated, all his appointments and actions as president as well as the actions of those he appointed.

Will he go to jail for knowingly misrepresenting himself as a natural US citizen?

And what about his cronies???

BTW, why haven't Bush and his criminal cohorts been brought to court to punish them for all the laws they broke. You swear an oath of office, to uphold the constitution and laws of the country, then you intentionally break them...that is simply CRIMINAL.

What a friggin MESS!!!

KeelyNet"A national fund-raising campaign to erect billboards around the country questioning Barack Obama's eligibility for office was an instant hit with WND readers in its first 24 hours, said Joseph Farah, editor and chief executive officer of the company and the man who came up with the idea. "One thing I can say for certain after Day 1 of this campaign - billboards will soon be going up around the country," said Farah... The idea behind the billboard campaign is to make sure Obama cannot avoid this question any longer. He must be asked to produce it at every turn, Farah says. Billboard space is currently being negotiated in Los Angeles, Houston, Dallas, San Antonio, Sacramento, San Francisco, New York-New Jersey, Des Moines, Seattle and other metro areas." - Source

Artificial Sperm as a Deterrent

Saw this on a spoof page but it looks like a great idea to me. I often see people checking seats before they sit down in public places, you never know if some dickwad hasn't spit, jacked or spilled something there by accident or on purpose.

Hopefully, if you are a decent person and use this idea, you'll wipe it up before you leave since you got the isolation you wanted.

KeelyNet"Delbert L. Phipps has invented many practical joke items during the past 20 years of his career as a novelty and gag item inventor, but his latest creation is sure to open eyes and foster universal disgust around the globe. 'I had an inspiration for my newest invention when I was sitting on a bus and noticed a great big fat slob walking toward me. I was sitting next to one of the few open seats left and hoped fatso wouldn't sit next to me!" Within months Phipps invention was born...'Fe-Fi-Faux-Fuc in a Tube!' The artificial sperm looks exactly like the real thing and can be applied quickly and discreetly too! "I wear it on my face, chin, and cover my shirt front with it when I want to cut ahead in line. In fact, I receive faster service too...Most service people want to get rid of me pronto!" Claims Phipps. "Now, if I see a fatso walking down the isle, I squirt a dab of 'Faux-Fuc' on the seat next to me and no one ever takes that seat.!" - Source

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

The Stupidest Fix ever told to me

For some 25 years, I was in charge of Technical Support for 3 companies. During that time, I and my techs were responsible for keeping everything running. Installing, repairing and maintaining all equipment and machinery to keep production online.

After that, I worked for a couple of years doing technical phone support where I never met so many stupid callers. They wouldn't listen and preferred to rail against our product. I would tell them just listen, do as I tell you and your problem will be resolved. No telling how many times I heard people say they were university professors or professional engineers who had worked with and built computers for 10-30 years, and yet these assholes called ME to help them.

But they didn't want to listen to any advice so WTF call? Finally they would listen and when they did as I instructed them, the device worked as it was supposed to, they would slam the phone down rather than admitting their call fixed the machine and god forbid they would ever thank me.

Not everyone was like that, but I'd estimate 30% at give customer service agents a break, especially when its a technical issue....most of them really are just trying to help you solve your problem.

The company I worked for farmed out their techs to work on various accounts for big companies. You think you are talking to one of their people but the fact is they are outsourced but at least it was in the USA.

So during my time there, I worked on 3 different accounts....the one where I got this stupidest fix call was for smart UPS (uninterruptible power supplies) that used software to control a UPS.

Some tech working for a small company had installed our smart UPS's on about 15 of their machines...but he didn't follow the directions so every single one of the UPS's had a red error light that was telling you there was a problem with the UPS.

Now he called for another problem and we resolved that but I asked him to describe which LEDs were on and thats when I found the red LED error condition. Now I'm on the phone with this guy and tell him that red LED must be off or the purpose of the UPS would be negated entirely.

After maybe 3 minutes trying to get him to reinstall it under my direction, I hear a banging sound and he has taken the cover off the UPS...I ask him what he was doing and he said he had fixed the problem...???

I ask him what he did to resolve it without reinstalling and he said he just CLIPPED THE WIRES to the LED! I told him that fixed nothing and the first time they had electrical problems or failure, this UPS would not kick in to protect the computer.

The guy is clearly a cocky little SOB so tells me thanks for the help, now he is going to go clip the wires on all the other UPSs because he didn't want to have to reinstall the software, then he hangs up.

I tell my supervisor and make note of this in the call log in case they do call back when everything fails...but I never forgot how lazy and stupid this guy was...